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80Life Lessons from Bob the Banana
Bob the Banana was in constant fear of being peeled. The thought terrified him. He loved the tree where he lived, all snuggled up close to his brothers and sisters. He loved laying in the warm sunshine. But he knew that harvest time was coming, and...
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79Pickles are a Big Part of My Life
I love cucumbers, but when a cucumber volunteers to become a pickle, I love it even more. Pickles are one of man’s greatest inventions. You can pickle a lot of things, including pig’s feet, but nothing else is called a pickle except a pickled...
67 comments79Contemplating Adultery: A Warning
This is a trial balloon of sorts. I want to write a book, and share part of my story, but there are some dark parts. This subject is one of them. I just want to see how it feels to expose my guts like this. I sat on this for several days, and...
34 comments74Toe Jam - What You Should Know
This is part of an ongoing series of articles on the grosser aspects of being human. So far we’ve covered ear wax, boogers, and belly button lint. I’ve also done a post about ear hair. Today’s topic is toe jam! I hesitated to do this one, but...
35 comments70What I'm Learning About Waiting on God
Some of you are athiests. More of you are probably agnostic. Agnostic is a more accurate term for most athiests anyway, because there is no way to know for sure that there is not a being that we Christians refer to as God. Conversely, there is no...
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80Legalize Drugs Now
Drugs are bad. The war on drugs is worse. Those two sentences encapsulate my feelings pretty well, and if you think about them long enough, you can understand my position without me having to go into a lengthy explanation. But just to make things...
60 comments72Losing Your Soul Mate (Sad Songs)
Sometimes life throws a curveball that is so unexpected that it’s difficult to comprehend. Sometimes you lose relationships in your life that you’re not sure you can go on without. It’s happened to me. Some of you know my story. I lost my wife...
14 comments74The Scariest Story You've Ever Read (That I've Written)
The pumpkins at Safeway had sold down to the point that there were only a few left, some of them rotten. The leaves were in their full fall colors, reminding everyone that winter was on its way. Jake was in an...
48 comments92That Means a Lot to Me
I have said “that means a lot to me” to a lot of people over the years when they have said something that means a lot to me. And sometimes I’ve said things that make people say “that means a lot to me” in response to what I’ve said. ...
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78I Just Stepped in Some Dog Crap
I just stepped in some dog crap. I also just cursed out some mystery dog that I’ve probably never seen. Judging from the size, I would say it was a medium to large dog. Judging from the smell, I’m guessing...
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